That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I'm always down for nudity.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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