we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Randomize
