so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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