Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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