I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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