If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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