i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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