Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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