Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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