he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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