Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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