Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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