Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
