I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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