is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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