I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
