Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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