This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
my being single is dangerous.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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