I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Randomize
