We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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