do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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