hell yes lets make some ravioli
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
what day is it and did you see me today?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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