Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
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