Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
My vagina is officially offended.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
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