New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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