Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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