that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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