I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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