his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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