Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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