Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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