Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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