I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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