Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Naked. naked and bneed help.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize
