Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
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