Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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