I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
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