Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Someone shit on the floor
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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