I cockslap morals
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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