At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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