haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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