But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
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