He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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