Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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