Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Randomize
