we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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