Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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