peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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