so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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