I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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